카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 31. 15:59
This is my conversation with friend at the cafe yesterdayMe : Hey I heard you have a new girlfriend.Friend : Yes but i have problem with her.Me: What's wrong with you? she looks like goddess. What is your problem?Friend : She is heavy smoker. When I kissing her, I always feel her smoking air. At first time I can stand it. But it's not easy. What can I do?Me : If you tired of her smoking, I recom..
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카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 31. 15:51
Marshall: Oh, it is on! It is on (imitates robot) till the break of dawn.Lily: wait, it’s only the break of ten-thirty. What happened?[Flashback to Walking Robin home]Robin: I’ve gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace. It’s gotta be blue, it’s gotta be French.Ted: No Green Clarinet?Robin: No.Ted: Come on, no purple tuba?Robin: It’s a smurf penis, we’re no dice.(Metro News..
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 31. 15:23
Don't turn your back on me, Scar. Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me. Is that a challenge? Temper, temper. l wouldn't dream of challenging you.
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 31. 00:34
Today is so hot. Hot weather makes me crazy. Actually I have a air conditioner. But electricity cost is so expensive so I didn't want turn on air conditioner. However today weather was so hot. I can't stand it. I turned on the air conditioner and enjoyed it. That is very powerful and smart machine. I love it. I really want to enjoy more that.
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 30. 18:01
I'm here to announcethat King Mufasa's on his way.So you'd better havea good excuse...for missing the ceremonythis morning. Oh, now, look, Zazu.You've made me lose my lunch. Ha! You'll losemore than that...when the kinggets through with you.He's as mad asa hippo with a hernia. l quiver with fear!
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 30. 17:32
Marshall: I promised Ted we wouldn’t do that.Lily: Did you know there’s a pop tart under your fridge?Marshall: No, but dibs. Where’s that champagne? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancé.Lily: aww (claps. They kiss)Marshall: I don’t know why I was so scared of this. Pretty easy right? (Pops cork, hit’s Lily’s eye)Lily: (YELLS)Marshall: (covers mouth) OH!Ted: Why am I freaking out all of a sudden?..
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 30. 02:14
Marshall: (Opens ring) Will you marry me.Ted: Yes, perfect! And then you’re engaged, you pop the champagne! You drink a toast! You have sex on the kitchen floor… Don’t have sex on our kitchen floor.Marshall: Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.Ted: Dude, are you kidding? It’s you and Lily! I’ve been there for all the big moments of you and Lily. The night you met. Your first date… o..
카테고리 없음 복리의 마법사 2014. 7. 29. 22:25
Life's not fair, is it?You see, l...Well, l shall never be king.And you shall never seethe light of another day.Adieu.Didn't your mother tell younot to play with your food?What do you want?