How I met your mother_01x03_01
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- 2014. 8. 12. 19:32
Ted: What’s wrong with MacLaren’s ?
Barney: MacLaren’s is bore, snore. Ted, tonight we’re going to go out. We’re going to meet some ladies. It’s going to be legendary. Phone-five !
Ted: (On Phone) Why don’t we go to MacLaren’s ?
Lily: (On Phone) Let’s go to MacLaren’s.
Marshall: You guys talking to each other ? Nobody’s listening.
Ted: What’s wrong with MacLaren’s ?
(Cut to Barney in Taxi)
Barney: (On Phone) MacLaren’s is bore, snore. Ted, tonight we’re going to go out. We’re going to meet some ladies. It’s going to be legendary. Phone-five ! (High-fives the phone)
(Scene Freezes)
Narrator: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
(Scene unfreezes)
Barney: You didn’t phone-five did you ? I know when you don’t phone-five, Ted. Come on, we always go to MacLaren’s.
(Cut to Ted)
Ted: Yeah, cause MacLaren’s is fun…
Barney: MacLaren’s is this much fun. What I’m offering is the chance to have this much fun.
Ted: See, you say that. You say it’s going to be this much fun. But most of the time it ends up being this much fun. This much fun is good ! It’s safe. It’s guaranteed !
Barney: This hand gesture thing doesn’t really work on the phone, does it ?
Ted: No it doesn’t.
(Cab pulls up right beside Ted. Barney’s head pops out of the window.)
Barney: Get in the cab. Marshall you too.
Marshall: Oh, I wish I could... I think Lily and I are just goi...
Barney: I understand. (To Ted) Get in the cab.
Ted: Why can Marshall say no ?
Barney: Uhh... because he’s getting laid.
Marshall: Consistently.
Barney: (Doing “I see you” hand motion) Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. You keep going to the same bar, you’re in a rut and I am a rut buster. I’m going to bust your rut (Smiles).
Ted: It’s not a rut, okay. It’s a routine and I like it !
Barney: Ted, what’s the first syllable in rutting (trying to make it sound like “routine”. Ted gives in and jumps in the cab) Peace out, suckers. (Cab speeds off.)
Ted: Alright, so what’s this legendary plan.
Barney: First we got to pick someone up at the airport.
Ted: Okay, I’m outta here.
Barney: (To cabdriver) Estaban, doors ! (Cab doors lock)
