Lily: Not exactly the point I was trying to make, Marshall. That is a terrible way to break up with someone.
Marshall: Okay, in my client’s defense. Is there an unterrible way to break up with somebody ? No. Personally I’d rather hear the bad news on an answering machine than face the humiliation in person. (Lily Picks up her phone) It’s the least painful way you can do it. Who are you calling ?
Lily: (On Phone) Hi, Marshall, it’s Lily. We’re not going have sex for at least a month. But you’re awesome. Okay bye-bye. (Hangs up)
Barney: Know, that was a big mistake, Ted. You should’ve done it in person.
Lily: Thank you.
Barney: Desperate “Please-don’t-leave-me” sex is amazing.
