How I met your mother_01x02_03

1. At least it was a great party.

2. I gotta seem casual. 

3. I’m so sorry I missed your party.

4. no I got stuck at work,

5. I wish your party was tonight.

6. What are you doing to me, man. I got a paper to write.

7. I’m the luckiest girl alive!

Narrator: She didn’t show up.

Lily: At least it was a great party.

Marshall: I ate like four whole cans of dip!

Ted: You always know what to say old friend.

(Phone rings.)

Ted: It’s Robin.

Lily: Answer it!

Ted: No, no, no. Not right away. I gotta seem casual. (Answers phone) Hello?

Robin: (on Phone) I’m so sorry I missed your party.

Ted: Who is this? Merideth?

Robin: (On Phone) Robin.

Ted: Oh, Robin! Hey, yeah, guess you never showed up did you?

Robin: (on Phone) no I got stuck at work, but they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.

Ted: Did he get to keep the purple giraffe?

Robin: (on Phone) Yeah, they let him keep all the toys. He was in there a long time and little kids have smaller bladders.

Ted: (scoffs)

Robin: (On Phone) I wish your party was tonight.

(Silence)

Ted: It is the party’s tonight. (Marshall’s mad) Yeah—uh—it’s a two day party. Because that’s just how we roll. Uh—so if you wanna swing by its—uh—you know, Casual. See ya. (hangs up) So that was Robin.

Marshall: What are you doing to me, man. I got a paper to write.

Ted: I know I’m sorry. It’s terrible (grabs coat) I’ll buy more dip (runs out)

Marshall: TED! TED WAIT—GET FRENCH ONION. (Closes door) Can you believe this guy, I got a paper to write. (Lily smiles) Okay, fine—(they walk into the bedroom) but it’s gotta be like super quick.  

Lily: Oh!

Marshall: And no cuddling after.

Lily: I’m the luckiest girl alive (runs into bedroom. Marshall strips.)